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The Price of a First Round Pick

Dan, the owner of the Ham Sandwiches fantasy baseball team, was in a state of panic. He had just traded a first round pick to Zach, owner of the Sittin' Ducks, for Ryan Pressly. It was a move he regretted the moment it was finalized, and it was tearing him apart inside.


As the days passed, Dan found himself constantly checking the stats and scores of his players, analyzing every move he had made in the past, and constantly questioning his own abilities as a fantasy baseball manager.


One day, while staring blankly at his computer screen, Dan heard a faint whispering. At first, he thought it was just his imagination, but the whispering grew louder and more persistent with each passing day.


Dan tried to ignore the voices, but they soon became overwhelming. The voices were coming from his fantasy baseball team, and they were angry.


"You traded away our future," they hissed. "You sold us out for a single player."


Dan's sanity began to unravel as the voices grew louder and more aggressive. He couldn't take it anymore, and he quit his job, withdrew from his friends and family, and retreated into his own private world.


Days turned into weeks, and weeks turned into months. Dan was a shell of his former self, lost in his own world of statistics and baseball. Then one day, he received a message from Zach.


"I want to trade your first back to you, for Ryan Pressly," the message read.


Dan couldn't believe it. He thought it was too good to be true. But Zach insisted on the trade, and it was finalized within minutes.


Dan was overjoyed. He felt like he had been given a second chance, a chance to redeem himself in the eyes of his team and himself. He poured himself into his work, obsessively analyzing every aspect of his fantasy baseball team, determined to make things right.


But as the season progressed, Dan began to notice something strange. His team was winning, but not because of anything he had done. The team seemed to be managing itself, making decisions on its own, without any input from Dan.


The voices returned, louder than ever before.


"We don't need you," they whispered. "We can do it on our own."


Dan was horrified. He realized that he had created a monster, a team that was completely self-sufficient and didn't need him at all.


In the end, Dan's obsession with fantasy baseball had consumed him completely, leaving him alone and powerless, a mere spectator to the success of his team. He realized too late that his love for the game had become his downfall, and that his team had taken on a life of its own.


As Dan lay there, feeling the life slowly drain out of him, he knew that he had made a grave mistake. He had let his obsession with winning get the better of him, and it had cost him everything.


But as he looked up at the sky, something caught his eye. A small, black bird had perched itself on a nearby tree, watching him with beady eyes. It was a raven, he realized, just like the one in Poe's famous poem.


The bird cawed once, as if in acknowledgement, and then took off into the sky, disappearing from view. And with its departure, Dan felt a sense of peace wash over him. He knew that he was going to die, but somehow, the thought no longer scared him.


As his vision began to fade, he thought he heard the bird's voice in his head, speaking to him in a language he couldn't understand. And then, just as suddenly as it had started, everything went black.


In the days that followed, Zach and the other members of the league would speak in hushed tones about what had happened to Dan. Some said that he had been cursed by the raven, doomed to spend eternity wandering the earth as a restless spirit. Others claimed that he had simply died of a massive heart attack due to a fatty heart, from years of Chik-Fil-A, and that the bird was nothing more than a coincidence.


But no matter what anyone said, one thing was clear: the tragedy of Dan's death had cast a dark shadow over the world of fantasy baseball. And as the seasons passed, and new owners came and went, they could still feel his presence lingering in the air, like a ghostly reminder of what can happen when the desire to win becomes all-consuming.


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