In the ugliest world series of all time, my two rivals face off. Let's get this over with.
Game 1: Kingslayers win 6 to 5. A nail biter, the Slayers edge this one out, with Mookie Betts being the difference maker here. He had two steals and three RBI's in this game.
Game 2: Kingslayers win 9 to 2. The Two Starts vaunted pitching is getting tired, and its showing. Mike Trout connects for a grand slam in this one, and the Slayers quickly go up 2-0.
Game 3: Two Starts win 7 to 1. Bryce Harper and MVP Carlos Gonzalez refuse to go quietly. They both have huge games in the easy win.
Game 4: Kingslayers win 3 to 0. The Slayers get a dominant performance out of Zach Greinke again, proving to be a playoff MVP. He goes 8 strong, striking out 9 and giving up just 2 hits.
Game 5. Kingslayers win 6 to 4. Ugh.
I spent a lot of time on this, just for this shit to happen. Fuck.
For the record, I did the same exact set up and simmed it again, and the Crab Cakes won the world series. I should have just posted about that version.
Next up:
Each Wombat owner will be placed into the 2007 real MLB draft as prospects, and I'll sim the next 20 years to see what our careers look like. Spoiler warning: The Orioles are FUCKING HORRIBLE in it.