Kemp pumped to be a Tommy John?

WLB sources have discovered new footage showing an enthusiastic Matt Kemp, on the night of May 26th, receiving word in the dugout that he had been traded from the 0-9 Han Solo shots to the 7-2 Tommy Johns.

Showing no regard for the curse of the crown, Kemp doesn't even pretend to hide his joy after hearing of the trade, showing up teammates, fans, and even his GM Mike by dancing like he just won the lottery. C'mon Kemp, you were a FUCKING LEGEND IN GIN ALLEY... I mean on the Solo Shots. Actually wait, you weren't. That was on the Time Consumers like 3 years ago. Fortunately for the Tommy Johns, and surprisingly to the world, Matt Kemp did not injure himself during the dance.

We reached out to the Han Solo Shots for comment, but since Kemp is under contract with a different team now, we don't expect to hear anything back. That and because Mike probably doesn't give a shit about this after his trainwreck of a fantasy season.

-Jon Kurkijan