Blah, blah, blah....

Injuries have struck Wombat League Baseball hard this year, with Masahiro Tanaka being the most recent asshole to... zZzZzZz... oh, sorry, I stopped giving a shit. I suck in the AL. I'm collapsing in the NL. I'm writing an article on a website Dan made. Are you seeing the picture I'm painting here? Fuck me, right?!

So I'm just going to take a moment and put fantasy aside... *deep breath* I can do this. Okay. I've closed live scoring. *shudder* Fucking withdraw is kicking in already. Anyway, let's just close our eyes and all appreciate whats going on in the MLB in 2014.

I'm talking about THE BALTIMORE FUCKING ORIOLES.

Let's win a fucking #WORLDSERIES so we can all finally share a championship.

*drops the mic*

-Jon Kurkijan