Dan’s Random Thoughts, Week 5 Edition

AL:

• Thank GOD the Red Sox didn’t get Jose Abreu

• Jon blows it up in week 3, effectively forfeiting his season. Right afterwards, Brett Lawrie starts blowing up. Coincidence? I THINK NOT.

• I love Nelson Cruz…but I hate Dean…so conflicted…

• Billy Butler: Weak

• Current pitchers ranked lower than Scott Kazmir as of today: Chris Sale, David Price, Justin Verlander

NL:

• Hmm…Devin Mesoraco is the #1 rated catcher, better start him….and he’s on the DL now. Great.

• The NWL East is awful. All 4 teams dominated in week four by the West. Pathetic display by the black and white division. Get some color, you fucks.

• If I hear Jon call Charlie Blackmon the “Blackfish” one more time I’m going to strangle him.

• The Adam Wainwright/Madison Bumgarner duo on the Legendary Mofos is one of the sickest 1-2’s

• Bryce Harper: Weak

• Current pitchers ranked lower than Aaron Harang as of today: Jose Fernandez, Zach Grienke, Julio Tehran

Dan Olney