The Padres have the ugliest uniforms in baseball, and holy hell is Andrew Cashner ugly. Hell of a pitcher though. Hopefully Dean hasn't found his NL ace.
Is the Smoak Monster for real?
God damnit Mike Trout.
Cliff Lee blows, he's definitely the worst keeper ever.
Poor Jimmy J.
Nelson Cruz needs to not be in the field and just be our DH. Dude can't even celebrate the right way.
I want Adam Wainright. and Chris Sale. and Justin Masterson. and Jose Fernandez.
Not R.A. Dickey though! What a sack of shit loser.
All of you bitches have good teams this year, or at least it appears that way. Even Mike does, despite not having a draft.