Pennants:

Championships:

Season History

2007

2008

2009

2010

2011

2012

2013

2014

2015

2016

2017

2018

2019

2021

10-14-0

16-6-0

12-10-0

16-6-0

16-6-0

10-12-0

14-8-0

14-8-0

14-8-0

8-14-0

14-8-0

7-15-0

13-9-0

TBD

2nd in Division 

1st in Division 

2nd in Division

1st in Division 

1st in Division

2nd in Division

2nd in Division

2nd in Division

1st in Division

4th in Division

1st in Division

4th in Division

1st in Division

TBD

Eliminated by Two Starts in NWLDS

Eliminated by Two Starts in NWLDS

WORLD SERIES win over Times

WORLD SERIES win over KKrew

Eliminated by T-Johns in NWLDS

Eliminated by Two Starts in NWLDS

Eliminated by Two Starts in NWLDS

Eliminated by Pandas in World Series

Eliminated by Two Starts in NWLDS

Missed playoffs

Eliminated by Two Starts in NWLDS

Missed playoffs

WORLD SERIES win over Two Starts

165-124-0

2007-2021

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2009

2010

2019

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2008

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2015

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2010

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2017

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2011

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2019

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Logos:

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2010-2018

2019-PRESENT

Owner

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Notable: ​

  • Original team name was misunderstood

  • Crab Cakes was way better

  • Seriously tho Fuzzy Kiwis???

Keeper History

2008 Albert Pujols 1, Tim Lincecum 1, Jimmy Rollins 1, Alfonso Soriano 1

2009 Albert Pujols 2, Tim Lincecum 2, Jimmy Rollins 2, David Wright 1

2010 Albert Pujols 3, Tim Lincecum 3, Clayton Kershaw 1, David Wright 1

2011 Albert Pujols 4, Jason Heyward 1, Clayton Kershaw 2Troy Tulowitzki 1

2012 Zach Greinke 1,  Jose Reyes 1Clayton Kershaw 3, Jay Bruce 1

2013 Buster Posey 1, Matt Cain 1, Paul Goldshmidt, David Wright 2

2014 Buster Posey 2, Jason Heyward 2, David Wright 3, Jay Bruce 2

2015 Buster Posey 3, Anthony Rizzo 1, Anthony Rendon 1, Zach Wheeler 

2016 Matt Harvey 1, Anthony Rizzo 2, Kryis Bryant 1, Christian Yelich 1

2017 Madison Bumgarner 1, Anthony Rizzo 3, Clayton Kershaw 4, Jameson Taillon 1

2018 Madison Bumgarner 2, Zach Greinke 2, Charlie Blackmon 1, Christian Yelich 1

2019 Ronald Acuña 1, Walker Buehler 1, Rhys Hoskins 1, Jameson Taillon 2

2021 Ronald Acuña 2, Walker Buehler 2, Fernando Tatis Jr. 1, Yu Darvish 1

2022 TBD

2008-2009